Congratulations. You're about to do the hardest part — kicking some scratch into the coffers!

You do that…and here at DrunkSkull HQ, we do everything else.

Here's how it works:

1 · Browse the catalog below. Find the poem that calls to you — filter by tier, by availability, or just scroll until something hits.

2 · Click "Select" on that poem. The matching tier and price will auto-select right here above.

3 · Hit "Add Your Poem to the Cart" and just like that — you're in the movies.

No fickle talent to manage. No locations to scout. You sit back, take the credit, and let us do the rest — just like they do in Hollywood.

You'll be part of the storied history of this larger project, your name forever up in the proverbial lights. And whatever happens — you'll always have our undying personal thanks for helping us tick another drunk poem off the list.