(UPDATE)...And Then There Were None...

 Don’t Stop…Get It. Get It…

Don’t Stop…Get It. Get It…

That’s it.

Just (update) zero Mini-Collage Bookmark Trade Paperbacks of Chinese Gucci remain.

These fifty signed, numbered editions come with an original, bookmark-sized mini-collage plus the free Leeches of Lore album download, and some other freebies. — plus an inscription (if you want one).

(UPDATE) they’re gone!

*note: I will offer standard trade paperback editions, often with a little something thrown in, and, as always, a free signature and/or inscription if you’d like via my store. Order HERE

GUCCI Goings-On at the HQ…

 Mind Blown!

Mind Blown!

The HQ is buzzing because books are being packed up and will soon be sent out. The hardbacks need one final piece of design, then they too will be in the wind. Many thank yous to those who’ve bought special editions — you know you make me feel good, don’t cha? A paltry few copies of the mini-collage trade paperback remain, otherwise I’ll soon have standard editions available at the STORE, and you can find e-book editions at both Smashwords and Kindle, and print copies from the mega-giant you-know-where (who doesn’t need any extra help from me).

The Next Best Book Club put Chinese Gucci through the Page 69 Test, the results of which can be read HERE

Also, HYPERTEXT Magazine was nice enough to ask me “WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE YOUR PROTAGONIST SO ABRASIVE?” — and you can read why HERE.

The Hand-Made Collage-Cover Hardbacks...

For those who wondered what the hell I was even talking about, or how it was all going to work as a book…here is your first glimpse. And while there are still a handful of things to do before they can be shipped off into the wild, we are getting damn close.

So if you have already ordered, they’re likely only a couple weeks away from being in your hands!

And if you haven’t ordered, well…you can rectify that HERE!

Pre-Sale Pricing Ends Tonight...

If you’ve been waiting for the last minute, then that time has officially arrived! Pre-Sale pricing for the Chinese Gucci special editions will end tonight at midnight (mountain standard time).

That means you’ve got about 10 hours to save a staggering $75 on a lettered COLLAGE-COVER HARDBACK (26 total) with a one-of-a-kind original collage as its cover, or $3 a MINI-COLLAGE BOOKMARK TRADE PAPERBACK (50 total).

Again — all come with a free digital download of the Leeches of Lore album mentioned in the book, along with stickers, a postcard, and whatever else I dream up.

Raid the piggy bank or turn up the couch cushions, as today’s the last day to save.

Chinese Gucci COLLAGE COVER #6

The last of the Chinese Gucci collage cover videos, made before your very eyes via the wonders of time-lapse photography!

And while we’re at it, the most recent blurb video — with thanks to Rebecca Schumejda, Lori Hettler of The Next Best Book Club, and Tony O’Neill:

And speaking of Rebecca Schumedja, here’s a Q&A we did over at Albany Poets. I don’t know about my blather, but Becky asks a helluva good bunch of questions!

A quick bit of housekeeping: Pre-Sale pricing for the remaining special editions ends on November 5th — which means you’ve got just over 2 weeks to take advantage.

If an e-book copy is what you’re after, here’s a link to the page over at Smashwords.

Just over a month now until books start landing in your hands. We’ve got some fun stuff planned between now and then, but I wanted to say thanks, again, for all your support — I truly couldn’t have done it all without you.